But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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