talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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