i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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