also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
