Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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