Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
