Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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