I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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