Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
