Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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