Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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