did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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