don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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