People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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