Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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