He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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