i think i have two assholes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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