when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
and she was petting her beer can
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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