***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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