Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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