Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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