I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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