My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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