his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
