Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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