Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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