so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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