I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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