with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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