I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Randomize
