She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
