hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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