meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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