So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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