I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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