You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She tied me up with her honor cords...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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