if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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