I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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