The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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