Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm at about main and main street
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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