Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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