At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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