Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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