Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
