Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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