nut hugger
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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