worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
where am i from again
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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