Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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