My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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