Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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