i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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